[Chorus 1: Sandy Cheeks, Everyone]
Well, it's Texas up top Bikini at the Bottom
I love two families. And I'm sure glad I got 'em
I'm a surf and turf
Surf and turf!
Blue water, red dirt
Blue water, red dirt
Got two homes, two neighborhoods
Hey Ma, hey Pa
Your squirrel's done good!

[Verse 2: Sandy Cheeks, Everyone, SpongeBob SquarePants]
Sometimes I'm gonna stay, sometimes I'm gonna go
A place is just a place
Your heart makes it a home
I'm a surf and turf
Surf and turf!
Blue water, red dirt
Blue water, red dirt
Got two homes, two neighborhoods
Hey Ma, hey Pa
Your squirrel's done good! Ye-hoo!
If I sink
If she sinks
Or if I swim
Of I shе swins
Up or down
I'll always come around again
I'm a surf and turf
Surf and turf!
Blue water, rеd dirt
Blue water, red dirt
Servin' up science
In your neighborhood
Hey Ma, hey Pa
Your squirrel's done good!
Yee-haw SpongeBob
Our squirrel's done good!
Hey Ma, hey Pa
Your squirrel's done good!
Your squirrel's done good!
Wa-hoo!
I sure done good!
Ye-hoo!