[Verse 1: Spongebob & Patrick, Squidward]
It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday
Not your normal, average, everyday
Sounds like someone fell my old coral tree
Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?
The world feels like it's in loverly
Go away before I harm you bodily
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me

[Verse 2: Spongebob & Patrick, Spongebob, Squidward, Backing Vocals]
There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow (plenty of snow)
Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe? (the mistletoe)
What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go

[Verse 3: Plankton, Mr. Krabs, Spongebob & Patrick, Backing Vocals]
People seem a little more brotherly (brotherly)
Here's a special something to you from me (to you from me)
Even all the trash on Christmas, it smells so sweetly
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me

[Verse 4: Squidward, Spongebob & Patrick, Bikini Bottom Residents, Patrick]
What do you want, can't you see that I'm busy?
Step outside, we've got something for you to see
Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately
Chestnuts roasting, and burns in the third degree
Tonight things are as good as they seem to be
A star on top will complete all the scenery
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me