[Verse 1]
You're old (You're old), groaning like a geezer
Hear yourself a-crackin' like an old has-been
Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins
'Cause you're old, mhm

[Verse 2]
You're old (You're old), a wheezing, decrepit windbag
Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls
Buddy, you're as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls
Man, you're old, mhm (You're old), you're old