[Intro: SpongeBob & Plankton]
It's not about winning, it's about fun
What's that?
Fun is when you- fun is- It's like- it's kind of-
Sort of like a- What is fun? I-
Let me spell it for you

[Chorus: SpongeBob]
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea

[Verse 1: Plankton]
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium bombs
N is for no survivors
When you-

[Bridge: SpongeBob & Plankton]
Plankton, those things aren't what fun is all about
Now, do it like this
F is for friends who do stuff to-
Never, that's completely idiotic
Here, let me help you
[Chorus: SpongeBob & Plankton]
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me (Try it)
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea

[Interlude: SpongeBob & Plankton]
Wait, I don't understand this, I feel all tingly inside
Should we stop?
No, that's how you're supposed to feel
Well, I like it, let's do it again
Okay

[Verse 2: SpongeBob & Plankton]
F is for frolic through all the flowers
U is for ukulele
N is for nose picking, sharing gum, and sand licking
Here with my best buddy

[Outro: SpongeBob & Plankton]
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