[SpongeBob]
Oh, it's drawing very near
My favorite time of year
The snow is falling and the cold wind blows
Christmas is almost here

[SpongeBob]
And I know that Santa, Santa, Santa
Has his jolly little eyes on me
It keeps me warm and filled with glee
To know Santa has his eyes on me
I light my house like a Christmas tree
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lee
'Cause Santa, Santa, Santa has his jolly little eyes on me

[SpongeBob, Squidward]
Hi, Squidward, what are you doing today?
Stringing lights so Santa knows
In no uncertain terms
To go away!
Okay?

[SpongeBob]
Santa, Santa, Santa
Has his jolly little eyes on me
He sees everything I do
With his left eye on me and his right eye on you
[SpongeBob, Patrick]
Ooh, what's that?
It's a trap, a trap for Santa
Ooh, baited with Christmas treats?

[Patrick]
I will trap Santa
In my box
Locked up like Fort Knox
And make him stop the clocks
A-a-and we'll have Christmas all year long
Hey! A cookie!

[SpongeBob]
Oooh, Santa, Santa, Santa
Has his jolly little eyes on me
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lee
And who is that I see
Underneath her Christmas tree?

[Sandy]
Oh Christmas, oh Christmas
Is sweet mystery
I'll mix a dash of Christmas cheer
With a candy cane
And deconstruct its alchemy
[SpongeBob, Sandy]
Merry Christmas, Sandy
Merry Christmas, SpongeBob!

[SpongeBob]
Santa, Santa, Santa
Has his jolly little eyes on me

[SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs]
Hi Mr. Krabs!
Are you ready for Christmas?
Why, Christmas is me favorite time of the year
After all, 'tis the season of getting
Don't you mean the season of giving?
Exactly!
The more you give, the more I get

[Plankton]
Oh, Santa, Santa, Santa has his eye on me
He's sees everything I've done
Every plot, plan, and scheme
It's just a bit of fun
Santa has his eye on me
Every naughty deed
Is written in his scroll
So every Christmas morning
I get a stocking full of coal!
[Karen]
Maybe you would get a real present from Santa if you weren't the biggest jerk in Bikini Bottom!