[Verse 1: SpongeBob & Patrick]
Now that we're men, we can do anything
Now that we're men, we are invincible
Now that we're men, we'll go to Shell City
Get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs

[Verse 2: SpongeBob & Patrick, Patrick]
Now that we're men, we have facial hair
Now that we're men, I change my underwear
Now that we're men, we've got a manly flair
We got the stuff, we're tough enough to save the day

[Refrain: SpongeBob & Patrick]
We never had a chance when we were kids, no no no
But take a look at what the mermaid did, ha ha ha

[Bridge: SpongeBob, Patrick, Both]
Patrick, time for some slapping
Uh huh
Uh huh
Oh yeah
Yeah, go SpongeBob
Ah!

[Verse 3: Monsters]
Now that they're men, we can't bother them
Now that they're men, they have become our friends
Now that they're men, there'll be a happy end
They'll pass the test, and finish the quest for the crown
They'll pass the test
And finish the quest
They'll pass the test, and finish the quest for the crown