[MR. KRABS]
Life is short and the end is near
It's important to identify what you hold dear
It's clear, Pearl, your daddy always knows best

[PEARL, spoken]
I am not in the mood for a teaching moment right now!

[MR. KRABS]
Let me tell you what counts more than all the rest!

Money, money matters most!
Money, money I can boast
Money, money, make a toast to
Money, money! Money! Ha!

[PEARL, spoken]
You just don't understand me!
I know we're not the same species
But that doesn't mean that money's—

[MR. KRABS]
Me money makes funny things funnier
Sunny things sunnier
Nothing's crummier than no bread
Pearl, your daddy always knows best!
[PEARL, spoken]
Daddy, would you just listen to me?

[MR. KRABS]
Pearl, let me show you how deeply we're blessed

Money, money in this drawer
Money, money 'round this door
Money, money from the floor
Money! Money! Money! Ha!

[PEARL]
I should be my daddy's greatest prize
But instead, he's got dollar signs in his eyes
Daddy, you just don't understand...
All I care about is rockin' out with my favorite band
Oh, the feeling that it creates
When I hear the Electric Skates

[MR. KRABS]
Can you hear it, Pearl?

[ENSEMBLE]
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money

[PEARL]
Daddy, can you hear me?
Can you hear me at all?
[ENSEMBLE]
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money

[PEARL]
Daddy!

[MR. KRABS]
Money, money in the air

[PEARL]
Can you hear me?

[MR. KRABS]
Money, money everywhere

[PEARL]
Can you hear me? Oh

[MR. KRABS]
Money, money, do not share

[PEARL]
Daddy

[MR. KRABS]
Money
[PEARL]
Daddy

[MR. KRABS]
Money

[PEARL]
Daddy

[MR. KRABS]
Money, ha!

[PEARL]
Daddy, can you hear me?

[MR. KRABS]
Money, money, I'll stay true

[PEARL]
Can you hear me?

[MR. KRABS]
Money, money, just us two

[PEARL]
Can you hear me? Oh

[MR. KRABS]
Money, money, I love you
Money, money

[PEARL]
Daddy

[MR. KRABS]
Money, money

[PEARL]
Daddy

[MR. KRABS]
Money, money

[PEARL]
Daddy

[MR. KRABS]
Money, money

[PEARL]
Daddy

[MR. KRABS]
Money, money
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money

[PEARL]
Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy!

[MR. KRABS, spoken]
I'm sorry, Pearl, were you trying to say something?

[PEARL]
Daddy!

[MR. KRABS]
Money!