[Verse 1: Mr. Krabs, Pearl spoken]
Life is short and the end is near
It's important to identify what you hold dear
It's clear, Pearl, your daddy always knows best
I am not in the mood for a teaching moment right now!
Let me tell you what counts more than all the rest!

[Chorus 1: Mr. Krabs]
Money, money matters most!
Money, money I can boast
Money, money — Make a toast to!
Money, money! Money! Ha!

[Interlude: Pearl spoken]
You just don't understand me!
I know we're not the same species
But that doesn't mean that money's—

[Verse 2: Mr. Krabs, Pearl spoken]
Me' money makes funny things funnier
Sunny things sunnier
Nothing's crummier than no bread
Pearl, your daddy always knows best!
Daddy, would you just listen to me—
Pearl, let me show you how deeply— we're blessed
[Chorus 2: Mr. Krabs]
Money, money in this drawer
Money, money 'round this door
Money, money from the floor
Money! Money! Money! Hah!

[Bridge: Pearl, Mr. Krabs, Company]
I should be my daddy's greatest prize...
But instead, he's got dollar signs in his eyes...
Daddy, you just don't understand...
All I care about is rockin' out with my favorite— band...
Oh, the feeling that it creates
When I hear the Electric Skates!
Can you hear it, Pearl?
(Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money)
Daddy, can you hear me?
Can you hear me at all?!!...!!!
(Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money)

[Chorus: Pearl, Mr. Krabs]
Daddy! (Money, money in the air!)
Can you hear me? (Money, money everywhere)
Can you hear me?...oh! (Money, money, do not share)
Daddy (Money)
Daddy (Money!)
Daddy! (Money!)
Daddy, can you hear me? (Money, money, I'll stay true!)
Can you hear me? (Money, money, just us two!)
Can you hear me?...oh! (Money, money, I love you!)
Money-money! (Daddy)
Money-money! (Daddy)
Money-money! (Daddy!)
Money-money! (Daddy!)
Daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy!
(Money, money, money, money, money, money, money)
Daddy!!!
[Interruption: Pearl, Mr. Krabs]
I'm sorry, Pearl, were you trying to say something?
*crying*
Daddy!!! (Money!!!)