[Intro: SpongeBob SquarePants]
I thought that I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it all sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants

[Chorus: The Losers of the Beach]
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down
SpongeBob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and ripped his pants

[Verse: The Losers of the Beach]
I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns

[Outro: SpongeBob SquarePants & The Losers of the Beach]
(Fool-)
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget (-who ripped his pants)
So listen and you won't regret
(Fool-)
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance (-who ripped his pants)
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants