[SpongeBob]
Hey, Sandy, what's Christmas like where you come from?

[Sandy]
Well, SpongeBob, pull up a mechanical bull, have a seat, and I'll tell you all about it

When Christmas comes in Texas, we do things differently
We hang our shiny, sparkly spurs on a cactus Christmas tree
The tumble-weeds are tumbin', so who needs mistletoe?
Build a sandman by the Rio Grande 'cause we ain't got no snow

It's a ho, ho, hoedown, where jingle bells will ring
It's a down-home country Christmas, with a dash of western swing'
Tis the season to be jolly, like a rodeo clown
Ho ho ho ho ho, hoedown!

Yee-haw! Here's cowboy Kringle Claus, he's the coolest Christmas cat
He's long and lean like a big string bean in a red ten-gallon hat
Deliverin' toys and candy all across the lone star state
Tell all the good cowboys and girls it's time to celebrate

He's got a magical chuck wagon, but he don't use reindeers
Steaks alive if he don't drive eight flyin' longhorn steers
Man, what a sight, flying light Grease Lightnin' high above the plains
Those hooves clip-clip on your rooftop as Kringle calls their names
[Kringle Claus]
On Ronnie, Bob and Oggy, on Wailin' Willy, too
On Freddie, Doug and Flaco, there's still so much to do
My saddle bags are 'bout to burst with all kinds of loot

[SpongeBob and Sandy]
He can't quit 'til he dun filled each Christmas cowboy boot

[SpongeBob and others]
It's a ho, ho, hoedown, those jingle bells ding dong will ring
Holiday throwdown, it's a bash with a dash of western swing
Deck the halls with Texas holly, when you hear that joyful sound
Ho-o-o-o-o, hoedown!

[Sandy]
It's a ho, ho, hoedown, join our joyful jamboree, Grab a guitar, bring your fiddle
Christmas on the long prairie
Let's holiday the western way, hey ya'll come on down
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

[Sandy and others]
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho ho, hoedown!

[Sandy]
Yee-haw!