Oh, Bikini Gulch was a purdy place
With sweet water and blue sky
Til' one day a beast came a-ridin' from the east
By the name of old Dead Eye...

That dirty no good Dead Eye...

Oh, he's robbed this town
He's pulled my pants down!

He made all the pretty girls cry!

That no-good goon wants my saloon
And the I.O.U.'s due tomorrow noon!
If we don't get some help here real soon...

We'll lose everything we own to Dead Eye!
We'd stop him if we weren't too scared to try!

And if you think that's funny
Let me tell you, sonny
You won't be laughing when you see...
His...
Big...
Red...
Dead Eye!
Dead Eye!