SpongeBob SquarePants
Spongeboob
Well, this is unoriginal

I don't understand
Why you are constantly asking the same thing
Like a race car
You are all over the place
Get the fuck out of my face
Before I give you a scar
You are fucking everywhere
Running in your underwear
You are being super fucking weird
You did not think I would care
You hoped that I wouldn't swear
Now your makeup is all smeared

Bet you need to chill the fuck out
You are acting super far out
I just don't know what the fuck to do
You're about to cause a fallout
What is this even about?
Is it some kind of breakthrough?
I don't know what's going on
It's been like this from dusk til' dawn
I just want her to be gone

She's acting like fucking Spongebob
Jerking off my thingy-ma-bob
It was a pretty nice hand job
Then it got out of hand
It was sure under planned
I don't like how my night went

There I was left to stand
I did not feel quite so grand
I was frozen like dry cement
The taste in my mouth was quite bland
My teeth were grindy like sand
This is not what I thought she meant

This is the story of my life
I'm just kidding
I'm just a fuckin' fifteen year old
This song sucks ass, ha