[Intro: SpongeBob SquarePants & Plankton]
I guess you're right, Plankton, I am just a kid
Of course, I'm right
Okay, Neptune, time to kill—
And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days
Five minutes, twenty seven and a half seconds
And if I've learned anything during that time
It's that you are who you are
That's right, okay, Neptune—

[Bridge: SpongeBob SquarePants & Plankton]
And no amount of mermaid magic
Or managerial promotion, or some other third thing
Can make me anything more than what I really am inside, a kid
That's great, now, get back against the wall
But that's okay
What? What's going on?
Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do
I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops
And I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back
All right, we get the point
So, yeah, I'm a kid
And I'm also a goofball, and a wing nut
And a Knucklehead McSpazatron
What's going on here?
[Outro: SpongeBob SquarePants & Plankton]
But most of all, I'm
Okay, settle down
I'm (Take it easy), I'm
What the scallop
I'm a goofy goober