When you hear the lonesome ring of chimes that bring the spirits singing
Soon your spine is tingling, and there's just one thing to say:
AAAAHHHH!

Eyeballs in the dark dilating
Now your heart is palpitating
And there's only just one thought that you can convey:
AAAAHHHH!

Terror all around you, you can't get away!
We take pride in making sure you have a frightful stay!
Join the wretched chorus in the nightmare play
And remember it's all you can SCREAM at the Ghost Cafe!

[Musical interlude]

Terror all around you, and we've just begun
You'll be a trembling helpless lump of fear when we are done!
Grim unearthly creatures flaunting nauseating features make for ghastly midnight screachers
You'll be speechless but for
AAAAHHHH!

Surrender to the horrifying phantom freaks who's death-defying stuns of fearful madness startle
With a shocking interjection, from of which there is no protection!
AAAAHHHH!
BOO!
[Outro; SpongeBob laughing]