[Verse 1: SpongeBob]
I spent a little too much time at the Krusty Krab
And not enough time at home
Yeah, I traded flippin' burgers for time I can't get back

[Pre-Chorus: SpongeBob]
I wish I woulda known
I wish I woulda known that

[Chorus: SpongeBob]
Fishin' for jelly and drinkin' with Gary would end up leavin' me all alone
Weenie Hut Jr's would crumble my future and leave me with nowhere to go
I wish I, I wish I
I wish I, I wish I woulda known

[Verse 2: SpongeBob]
Met you in the fields with a net in my hand
And a Kelp Shake on my breath
Asked you out for a sundae, maybe a dance

[Pre-Chorus: SpongeBob]
But damn, I shoulda left you alone
I wish I woulda known that

[Chorus: SpongeBob]
Fishin' for jelly and drinkin' with Gary would end up leavin' me all alone
Weenie Hut Jr's would crumble my future and leave me with nowhere to go
I wish I, I wish I
I wish I, I wish I woulda known
[Bridge: SpongeBob & Squidward]
Take it away, Squiddy!
Okay!
*Horrific clarinet playing*
Stop! Stop!
Take it away, Kelpy G!

[Clarinet Solo: Kelpy G]

[Pre-Chorus: SpongeBob]
Kickin' with Sandy, and doin' karate would leave me with nobody at home
Now you rock with a new man who looks like Pinhead
I swear to Neptune, I wish I woulda known

[Chorus: SpongeBob]
Fishin' for jelly and drinkin' with Gary would end up leavin' me all alone
Weenie Hut Jr's would crumble my future and leave me with nowhere to go
I wish I, I wish I
I wish I, I wish I woulda known