SpongeBob SquarePants
Superior
I look out from my window
At the losers down below
I'm a king and they're just bums
I'm a toast among the crumbs

The profile in the mirror
Gets more classic everyday
Every feature every trait
Is this to be my fate?

Oh why was I made this way?
Blast you

Superior
I'm so much better than you
I'm cut above the rest
In so many ways I'm blessed
Woe is me, what shall I do?

Superior
The creamy crème de la crop
I'm flying on a higher plane
Try to drag me down your drain
But I'll remain right here on top
Thank you
Eons and eons of devolving peons
Have just served to lower the bar
It's survival of the dumbest
While us great ones get punished
In a world of black holes I'm a star

Superior
Oh don't you wish you were me?
You're so bland and I'm sublime
A pearl cast before you swine
But you're too blind to see
Hello!

A cut crystal jar, a fine caviar
A bubble bath and gold pinky rings
Ascots and gree
Me, me, me and more me
Along with a quartet of strings

Watch me work
Oop, oop, wait for me, now
Oh, somebody's flat
Wait, my reed, sorry
I'm picking up, 5, 6, 7, 8

Superior
You ask me how I know
The answer's so profound
Oh how do I dumb this down?
You inferior, me superior
Nothing's makes me leerier
Than your gauche exterior
I'm superior!

The next evolutionary step