[Intro: Sheldon Plankton, Karen Plankton]
Oh No, what's wrong, plankton?
What's wrong? What do you mean what's wrong, woman? I'm depressed. I will never get my hands on that formula
You will sweetie, I believe in you
You do?
Not really but I have an Idea
Hmm...yes..Yes..YES..That is an excellent idea babe!
You're awesome!
You got this

[Verse 1: Sheldon Plankton, Karen Plankton]
Let's go
Yeah
Yeah
Go Plankton
Go Plankton
Go Plankton (Yeah)
Go Plankton
Go Plankton
Go Plankton
Go Plankton
Go Plankton
Go Plankton
Go Plankton (Ohhh yeahhh)
Go Plankton
Go Plankton
Go Plankton
Go Plankton (Hehehehe)
Go Plankton
I'm gonna break into spongebob's house
Gonna find which room he's in (YES)
He sleeps on the couch?
This is gonna be an easy win (So easy!)
Slip insidе his noggin (Noggin)
Inside his domain (Domain)
Now I proceed with caution (Caution)
Gotta get into the brain
I-I-I can't bеlieve how easy that this job is gonna be
Feeling- Feeling really breezy
Feeling- Feeling really free (Free)
Got his brain secured
And I'm installing my device (Oh Yeah)
Time to flip the switch
YES
This is paradise
Oh- Oh- Oh I'm in control
And I see everything he sees
Spongebob, let's take a stroll
Go ahead and move those knees (Let's walk!)
Go to the krusty krab (Krab)
The safe is in the back (Back)
Celebration Bab
Grab the formula and a rack
You know?
Why not since your there?
Might as well I say
Eaa hahahaha
[Chorus: Sheldon Plankton]
(I've got the formula secured) I'm gonna be stacked
I'm gonna be famous
(Krabby patty is procured) I'm gonna be a mac
I'm gonna be dangerous
(I can't believe this occcured) This is good
Yes, this is good
(I've got the formula secured) Let's Go
(Formula secured)
(I've got the formula secured) I'm gonna be boss
I'm gonna be loaded
(Krabby patty is procured) I'm gonna have sauce
I'm gonna be goated
(I can't believe this occcured) This is good
Yes, this is good
(I've got the formula secured) Let's Go
(Formula secured)

[Verse 2: Sheldon Plankton, Karen Plankton]
KAREN LOOK!
Look at this
I've got the formula in my hands
We're about to be rich
We're about to get bands
I'm about to open the bottle
I'm about to take a glance
I am so so happy
I don't think you understand
Oh great
That's good, honey
No that's amazing, boo
Soon the- Soon the whole ocean
Will be- Will be paying you
Yet there's a slight problem
And I'm not blaming you
But if you even notice that his snail was tailing you (Skrt, Skrt)
[Skit 1: Sheldon Plankton]
What?
What the-
GET OUT
GET OUT OF HERE
DON'T COME ANY CLOSER YOU VILE CREATURE
AHHHHAHHAHH
GET OFF OF ME
LET ME GO
KAREN HELP
Yeah
And STAY DOWN!
Now where were we?
Oh yes
Yes
YESSS

[Chorus: Sheldon Plankton]
(I've got the formula secured) I'm gonna be stacked
I'm gonna be famous
(Krabby patty is procured) I'm gonna be a mac
I'm gonna be dangerous
(I can't believe this occcured) This is good
Yes, this is good
(I've got the formula secured) Let's Go
(Formula secured)
(I've got the formula secured) I'm gonna be boss
I'm gonna be loaded
(Krabby patty is procured) I'm gonna have sauce
I'm gonna be goated
(I can't believe that this occcured) This is good
Yes, this is good
(I've got the formula secured) Let's Go
(Formula secured)
[Skit 2: Sheldon Plankton, Karen Plankton, Spongebob, Mr. Krabs]
There's absolutely nothing that could go wrong, Karen hehehe
Everytime you say that, something ALWAYS goes wrong
Oh no, he woke up
Get him karen
Oh boy
What did you do to my snail?
Hello?
Hey Mr. Krabs, get over here
Wait
Spongebob
Wait
I can explain everything

[Verse 3: Sheldon Plankton, Spongebob]
Plankton
You know you went way too far
Pulling my strings
Like you play guitar
Played me like I was a playing card
Controlled me and drove me like a racing car
This is gonna hurt my aching heart
But I'ma slice your arms until they break apart
I'm about to turn you into pagan art
And your wife's guilty for taking part
You might wanna start praising god
But Spongebob
That's just the way things are
I feel like your mistaken
I just wanna bring home the bacon
Laden in a mason jar
I admit that I was wrong
My way was flawed
Now I'm going to go try to escape abroad
Me and my wife will take a car
And drive to a whole other place that's far
Your plan deserves fake applause
Because I think that's way bizzare
You're mistaken
There's no escapin'
Now let me break it down with some basic bars
I'm gonna throw you in a pit of tar
Or maybe shoot you up and have you
Sleeping with the stars
I think I'm gonna squeeze you into a cigar
And put a slice over your eye like scar

[Skit 3: Sheldon Plankton, Spongebob, Mr. Krabs]
Hey Spongebob
What happened me boy?
Plankton put a device in my brain to control me
What
No I didn't
Plus, he stole the secret formula, took some money out of your bank, and then he tranquilized my snail!
He took money out of me what?
This is all untrue
And he said that he wanted to be the richest person in bikini bottom!
That's it! I've heard enough
Krabs, Just take a minute and try to understand

[Verse 4: Sheldon Plankton, Spongebob, Mr. Krabs]
You broke his lock and stole me money
Animal abuse on the snail's not funny
This plan was too smart
Was it made by your honey?
I'ma claw your leg
And have you walking with one knee
And I'm not done
You know I'm not finished
You got in my head and you made my skin itch
I'ma get rid of your teeth
Like a dentist
And that's on period
Like a sentence
I know being brainwashed must've been scary
It's time for revenge
Gotta make him wary
We'll tie him up and feed him to Gary
By the time we're done
He'll need the great fairy
And not to mention he almost got what he wanted
Me boy
Take the formula to the restaurant
And I'll take care of Plankton
Like I was his aunt
Put him in the oven like he's a croissant
Ooo Mr. Krabs I think your right
Maybe we should dip him in a bottle of sprite
Or permanently get rid of his sight
I'm not going down without a fight
Krabs
You really think
That you're better than me (Your not)
Well, listen up, Crustacean
I am more manly (I am)
And I'm way smarter
Than you ever can be (That's right)
And by the way you look
I am more fancy (ha-ha)
Sheldon give it up
You're defeated man
See (You're defeated)
I got my scopes on you
Like your name was Bambi (Target locked)
Maybe so Krabs
But Just listen Family (Listen)
Did you really think I wouldn't have a plan b!?

[Skit 4: Sheldon Plankton]
See you later, Krabs
I may donate to you when your homeless, hehe
Come on Karen

[Bridge: Sheldon Plankton]
I had a backup plan (I did!)
Because I'm always ready (Ooh)
Karen got the wheels (Ooh)
And She's fast
And She's steady (She rollin'!)
Tranquilized Krabs
Cause I'm sheisty and I'm petty
I am so cold hearted
That they thought I was a Yeti (Formula secured)
Hehehehe (Krabby patty is procured)
(I can't believe that this occcured)
(I've got the formula secured) Let's Go
(Formula secured)

[Verse 5: Spongebob, Sandy Cheeks]
I spot sandy whipping (Whipping!)
Cruising down the street (Ya!)
I need to ask her quick (Ya) before they get away from me (I'm ready)
Sandy I need your boat (I need it)
Hop in the other seat (Move over!)
Plankton's got the formula
And I can't admit defeat (I can't!)
Now sandy please listen
Because I know I can't drive (Honest)
But I'll do my best
To keep us both alive (I will)
The krusty krabs's at stake
And I need you by my side (I need you)
Plankton made a mistake and I cannot
Let it slide (I can't)
There's no time to contemplate
Okay Spongebob
I trust you mate
Hop in my car and let's not wait
We'll get the formula
And Celebrate
Now put your seat belt on
And keep your eyes on them
And put the pedal to the metal as I play my violin

[Skit 5: Sheldon Plankton]
*Violin Break*
He's getting closer Karen
Step on it!
*Another Violin Break*
I can't believe I've had to resort
To using my secret weapon
Unleash my army of
TANK ROBOTS!
Eah he he heeeah
Attack!
Ah Crap

[Verse 6: Spongebob]
I use my trusty weapon (Wa-pam!)
I slice them all away (Ya!)
Jump on Plankton's car
Because it's time to save the day (Superman)
Dismantle the car (Ya!)
It's time to make him pay (Pay)
Got the formula back (Got it back)
Bikini Bottom's saved (Ya!)

[Skit 6: Sheldon Plankton]
Eh no
I guess I lose this one
Next time you won't be so lucky
Hahahahahahahahahaha
*Dies*

[Verse 7: Spongebob, Mr. Krabs]
We did it Mr. Krabs
We got the formula back
Great job me boy
Now let's get back on track
To make up time lost
You are going to have to act
Overtime no pay
And you don't have time to slack

[Outro: Spongebob, Mr. Krabs]
Overtime?
Yay
I love overtime
Mr. Krabs
Let me tell you about this story
Where I worked overtime
It was the greatest day ever
Me boy
I don't have time for this
Get back to work
Yes sir Mr. Krabs