[Intro: Realistic Fish Head]
(Perfect)
Breaking news today is the Chum Bucket has been riddled with bullets in a drive-by shooting!
Emergency responders reported one female victim, and one thing is for certain - Bikini Bottom is no longer safe

[Chorus: Mr Krabs]
(Woo-hoo) Red bottom, sippin' purple lean
(Woo-hoo) Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team
(Woo-hoo) Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend
Yeah, I run the game, what's my name? Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene

[Verse 1: Spongebob, Patrick]
Ayo, boss, what I gotta do to them opps? (Hahaha)
Shoot to kill, grab my grill, bitch, it's hot (Ha)
I got that burner to his mouth, pop rocks
I'm blowin' bubbles at his head until they pop
Gary, where my Glock? (The stick)
Yeah, my boy a snail, but you know he keep it hot (Meow)
Did this for my city, 'cause I rep Bikini Bottom
Like David v. Goliath, hit that one eye when I popped him
'Cause I'm only doing real shit, I don't do no sad raps (No)
Squidward got the kill switch, strapped up like it's Baghdad (Ayy)
Patrick, he was brainwashed, but we got him back, yeah
SpongeBob, why do you drill?
'Cause my boss is Mr. Swags, huh, yeah
[Chorus: Mr Krabs]
Red bottom, sippin' purple lean
(Woo-hoo) Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team
(Woo-hoo) Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend
Yeah, I run the game, what's my name? Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene
(Woo-hoo) Red bottom, sippin' purple lean
(Woo-hoo) Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team
(Woo-hoo) Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend
Yeah, I run the game, what's my name? Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene

[Verse 2: Squidward]
Cut a bitch off like the Hash Slingin' Slasher
Karen pissed off, 'cause the Squid wouldn't smash her
At the Bubble Bowl, backstage like an actor
She want my bull worm like it came from Alaska
Hah, hah, hah, get the fuck away
I thought I told you bitch, I'm smoking kelp up to my fucking face (Hahaha, kelp)
I do this shit like every fucking day
Squiddie caught a kill streak, the choppa gunner on the way
All I see are bodies fallin'
And dead opps when duty's callin'
I'm the red dot and purp lean pourin'
The lean sippin' squid with no remorse
I am him

[Chorus: Mr Krabs]
(Woo-hoo) Red bottom, sippin' purple lean
(Woo-hoo) Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team
(Woo-hoo) Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend
Yeah, I run the game, what's my name? Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene
(Woo-hoo) Red bottom, sippin' purple lean
(Woo-hoo) Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team
(Woo-hoo) Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend
Yeah, I run the game, what's my name? Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene (Woo-hoo)
Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene
[Outro: Mr Krabs]
Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene