[Intro: Sandy & Spongebob]
Hey Spongebob i bought you a little something
Oh yeah, yeah thank you Sandy thats good-
Spongy
I, I can't keep doing this
All, all the violence
All the shootings
The deaths
Hangs around me its, its smothers me and
Now Krabs talking about building bunkers underground to escape Karen
I, I just can't do this anymore
I'm, I'm leaving you Spongebob
I love you but I
I'm leaving you
[Chorus 1]
Can gangsters cry?
'Cause lately, it's been weighin' on my mind
And I say I'm fine
'Cause underwater, no one sees a teary eye

[Verse 1]
And baby, all the beef in Bikini Bottom got me stressin' out
I'm sorry I didn't have the time for you, and now you're sayin', "Bye"
Girl, I'm sorry that I ripped my pants
And I know that you don't like romance
But all I wanna do is be right there by your side
[Chorus 2]
Can gangsters cry?
Sandy, I've been missin' on you
Karate ain't the same without you
Now I'm wonderin', can gangsters cry?
Woah

[Interlude]
Uh, bartender
Just, uh, just the usual, please
Kelp shake, with um, extra lean

[Verse 2]
'Round here, it's open carry, open bottles, too
And when the sheriff's at my door, I'm always hopin' that it's you
Now I'm drinkin' days away at the Salty Spitoon
And I might be lookin' yellow, but inside, I'm feelin' blue
Sandy, please forgive me, and the damage that I've done
I might escape the law, but it's your love I can't outrun

[Chorus 1]
Can gangsters cry?
'Cause lately, it's been weighin' on my mind (Been weighin' on my mind)
And I say I'm fine
'Cause underwater, no one sees a teary eye
(No one gets me except you, Sandy)
[Chorus 2]
Can gangsters cry?
Sandy, I've been missin' on you
Karate ain't the same without you
Now I'm wonderin', can gangsters cry?
Woah