[Verse 1]
Everyone showed up an hour early
Every year they invade my home
Now my niece is askin’ me
Is if this turkey’s gluten free
It’s got me checkin’ flights on my phone

[Chorus]
I’m spending Christmas alone, oh
Christmas alone, oh
Christmas alone
I just gotta go
I just gotta go
I’m spending Christmas alone

[Verse 2]
Uncle’s criticizing how my lawn looks
Cousin’s trying to sell me crypto
House is smelling extra nice
With cinnamon and apple spice
But now it just smells like his cologne

[Chorus]
I’m spending Christmas alone, oh
Christmas alone, oh
Christmas alone
Can’t take anymore
Can’t take anymorе
I’m spending Christmas alone
[Verse 3]
Now I’m scrollin’ TikTok at the airport
Thеy just started boarding my zone
Kinda miss my family
And hey there’s always therapy
So I go catch an Uber back home

[Chorus]
Not spending Christmas alone, oh
Christmas alone, oh
In two more days they go home, ooh
Two more days they go home, ooh
Not spending Christmas alone

[Outro]
Hah, huh
Hah
Hah, huh
Hah
Hah, oh woah woah
Hah uh
I go catch an Uber back home
Not spending Christmas alone