Rasmus Seebach
Fuck Martins Life
[Verse 1: Lasse Germann]

Uhuhuhu… så du tror jeg er færdig? Lad mig lige afslutte dig en gang…
(Beat starter)
You call that a rap? That’s the stuff I listen to when I want to take a nap!
*Sover*
Now im back and awake, I might sound like Drake, but I’ll give you this one chance to escape:
(pause) – Well here we go
(omkvæd)
You are a bitch, you mom looks like a witch, im not even sure if TinTin exists?
You are a bitch, you mom looks like a witch, im not even sure if TinTin exists?
You are a bitch, you mom looks like a witch, im not even sure if TinTin exists?

You think your so cool with your latest rap, thought you destroyed me, well I’m back. (im back)

[Verse 2: Lasse Germann]

You hyped it up fired it up, it fell down and now I see myself rising to the top, you might as well give up. Money is not a problem for me, maybe it is for you I mean you use it all on your tommy. You can’t afford a ticket to Sweden? So you lie to your dad, and he can barely feed em!

RASMUS SEEBACH!

[Verse 3: Rasmus Seebach]

Har bollet med din mor hele natten, hun kunne ikke sige andet end jeg har kørt med klatten. I går holdte jeg kun fem minutter, men det også svært at holde længere når jeg er sammen med din mutter. Hun sagde åh Rasmus, ja det er mit navn, bare begynd at kalde mig natteravn. Når jeg er sammen med din mor, regner det med diamanter ned over hende, jeg undrer dog stadig om det er en kvinde. I Minecraft tror du du er bedre end jeg, det også fint så længe jeg ikke er fanget på en øde ø med dig

[Verse 4: Lasse Germann]

(SHIT HAN KOMMER TILBAGE)

You think your cool, too cool for school, guess that’s why your teachers never know if your in the room. I mean, such an annoying little prick, he’s not even worth more than my shit. You can call me what you want, even split dick, we all know my size is still bigger than your greatest hit (hit). Trying to fuck with me? That’s cute, you lost your virginity to a crazy prostitute. Remember all the letters? Yeah you do, no wonder why most people seem to hate you, I mean you’re a (x8): Lazy little, annoying little fucking little prick, who seems to like a lot of dicks, but can hold no chicks, yet still talks about making clicks, think for a second you bitch, maybe you should cease to exist, cause all these people flicks when they see such a witch, guess your mother still likes dick, happy birthday to that bitch. Dr.Phil should have told her to take that pill, so your friends could have a chill, look at me im thrilled, when your gone all make sure your mom keeps being filled

[Verse 5: Lasse Germann]

Everything you do is an epic fail, to a name few, would be too easy to grail. Your youtube: FAILED, your relationship: FAILED, and lets face it your fitness is gonna fail too, your too easy to predict its like watching your chick sucking my dick all while im biting my lip. Call me gay, call me evil, before I grow old the truth have been told. People will praise me, I will rise, watch as your empire dies. Go ahead and roll the dice, no more telling lies: Your loser living a losers life, doing the education you think is right, what you gonna use it for mate? To find a date? Good luck with such a bad grade. Ima disappear, u can't answer back, you might as well go and die, tell your momma who made you cry. Time to relax, time to fly, ill call you back, now im the one to wear the hat

(Maybe next time you should do a cover of ears, so you can stop those terrible lyrics i hear)