I live inside steel and four walls
Thirty two men to a toilet
And a punching bag off in the corner
I'm pretty good at it!

I am always in the rec room
Wrestling all busy with the dust-broom
The 300 pound camp champ can beat me
But I won't wrestle him!
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Hup two hup two look at you!
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I can't wait for the party tonight!

Two fat girls always dance together
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Hup two hup two left right left right
Hup two hup two look at you!

Hobo bums come for the winter
Volunteer in and volunteer out
A little queer on the third floor likes me
But I won't wrestle him!

Hup two hup two left right left right
Hup two hup two look at you!
Hup two hup two left right left right
I can't wait for the party tonight!