What would you do
If a girl comes to you
Whose so frightfully shy
She won't look you in the eye
And you want to let her know
That you want to see her
Sooner or later
What would you do?

What would you do?
She's so scared she trembles
And she won't say a word
And she hands you a note
And turns terribly red
And she has no experience to speak of
What would you do?

I'd take her riding on my BSA
I'd talk to her about life
I'd show her the mountains and the beaches
I'd take her home with me
What would you do?

Beware beautiful goddess
You are tomorrow's temptation
So sweet, gentle and thin
Stay away from all dirty old men