Welcome to the Everfree (Yelling At Cats vs. TheDumplingz)
[TheDumplingz]
Yeah, I hope you're ready mister Yelling At Cats
I would insert a random swear here but I'm actually not like that
And this is the point where I insult the size of your penis
But really why would I do that? It's not like I've seen it!
It's strange though, you use that cuss in every single rap
Insulting people's dick sizes; how would you even know that crap?
And how you randomly call people just to show off
I really think some of us just have had enough!
Now it's hard for me to insult you, cause i'm a nice guy!
It's like if you tried to put a mic up to Fluttershy!
But it's funny how you rap about doing things with ponies -
Off in your little fantasies cause you got no homies
Yes, you live in America, have the intelligence of a grape
Have the fitness of a sloth and the attitude of an ape
But I do admit you can freestyle pretty well -
But I say your fadoodling flow should go the flom to hell
[Yelling At Cats]
There's a word for what you're feeling kid. I think it's called "rage."
I'd really fuck you up right now but I'm afraid you're underage
You don't wanna swear? What kind of rapper are you?
Too fucking bad. Fuck your songs and fuck you too!
You're being serious right now? You show no class
You want a collab? Sure, but you'll have to kiss my ass
I'll make you wish you were a tree when I'm done you fucking fairy
By the way I still think your girlfriend's imaginary!
And what's with your voice? I can barely understand
It sounds like your father molested your throat with his hand
Why don't you go back to your channel, and whine to your girl
Before Cats treats you like a scratchpad and fucks your world
Better yet Pipsqueak, why don't you shut the fuck up?
I make a living off of kids like you. Enough is enough
I'm laying down the law, so sit down and quit messing
Before I write a letter to Celestia and teach your bitch ass a lesson!
[Pipsqueak]
Yes I am 13 - that's why I haven't sex, But you're twice my age and neither have you I bet! Come to think to think of it, I think you've been sucking some cocks So I'm gonna have to put this cat right back in its litter box
Get the fuck out? No! I'm polite so ladies first: When it comes to insults you're just the fucking worst
You could never effect me - you can try as you might!
You wanna make a letter? I bet you can't even fucking write!
[Yelling At Cats]
Hey, news flash Pipsqueak: You're my litter box
Why don't you get the fuck back to sucking MicTheMic's cock
You wanna take this seriously? I just do this for fun!
And as far as I'm concerned bitch I've already won
When it comes to insults you're as dry as can be
You wanna talk shit? YOU'RE the one who challenged me!
I'm gonna eat these Dumplingz with a side of stew
Respect your fucking elders. I'm the one who taught you!
Yeah, I hope you're ready mister Yelling At Cats
I would insert a random swear here but I'm actually not like that
And this is the point where I insult the size of your penis
But really why would I do that? It's not like I've seen it!
It's strange though, you use that cuss in every single rap
Insulting people's dick sizes; how would you even know that crap?
And how you randomly call people just to show off
I really think some of us just have had enough!
Now it's hard for me to insult you, cause i'm a nice guy!
It's like if you tried to put a mic up to Fluttershy!
But it's funny how you rap about doing things with ponies -
Off in your little fantasies cause you got no homies
Yes, you live in America, have the intelligence of a grape
Have the fitness of a sloth and the attitude of an ape
But I do admit you can freestyle pretty well -
But I say your fadoodling flow should go the flom to hell
[Yelling At Cats]
There's a word for what you're feeling kid. I think it's called "rage."
I'd really fuck you up right now but I'm afraid you're underage
You don't wanna swear? What kind of rapper are you?
Too fucking bad. Fuck your songs and fuck you too!
You're being serious right now? You show no class
You want a collab? Sure, but you'll have to kiss my ass
I'll make you wish you were a tree when I'm done you fucking fairy
By the way I still think your girlfriend's imaginary!
And what's with your voice? I can barely understand
It sounds like your father molested your throat with his hand
Why don't you go back to your channel, and whine to your girl
Before Cats treats you like a scratchpad and fucks your world
Better yet Pipsqueak, why don't you shut the fuck up?
I make a living off of kids like you. Enough is enough
I'm laying down the law, so sit down and quit messing
Before I write a letter to Celestia and teach your bitch ass a lesson!
[Pipsqueak]
Yes I am 13 - that's why I haven't sex, But you're twice my age and neither have you I bet! Come to think to think of it, I think you've been sucking some cocks So I'm gonna have to put this cat right back in its litter box
Get the fuck out? No! I'm polite so ladies first: When it comes to insults you're just the fucking worst
You could never effect me - you can try as you might!
You wanna make a letter? I bet you can't even fucking write!
[Yelling At Cats]
Hey, news flash Pipsqueak: You're my litter box
Why don't you get the fuck back to sucking MicTheMic's cock
You wanna take this seriously? I just do this for fun!
And as far as I'm concerned bitch I've already won
When it comes to insults you're as dry as can be
You wanna talk shit? YOU'RE the one who challenged me!
I'm gonna eat these Dumplingz with a side of stew
Respect your fucking elders. I'm the one who taught you!