[Intro: The Living Tombstone]
I'll be the toast of the town, the girl on the go
I'm the type of pony every pony, every pony should know
I'll be the one to watch, the girl in the flow
I'm the type of pony every pony, every pony should know

[Verse 1: Yelling At Cats]
How to become popular, well why do you ask?
Gaining popularity ain't just an easy task
You will lose all your friends and then you will see
That it ain't worth being something they want you to be

Walk with me, talk with me, I'll show you some fun
I'll give you some tips and when we are done
You'll show 'em all, and become the star of the show
You'll become the pony every pony should know

[Chorus: The Living Tombstone]
See how they hang on every word that I speak
My approving glance is what they all seek
I'm the creme de la creme, not just another Jane Doe
I'm the type of pony every pony should know

[Verse 2: Yelling At Cats]
Pack all your bags, we're going for a ride
Remember the Gala? Yeah we're going inside
Don't act excited, prepare for hilarity
All your friends are here, remember them, Rarity?
You made Twilight her dress, and what will you say
Look in her eyes, you missed her own birthday
All this is stupid and you're making it tragic
Drop the fame game and show them that Friendship is Magic

[Outro: The Living Tombstone]
Because I'm the type of pony
Yes, I'm the type of pony
Yes, I'm the type of pony every pony should know
Because I'm the type of pony
Yes, I'm the type of pony
Yes, I'm the type of pony every pony should know