[THE LIVING TOMBSTONE - INTRO]

[YELLING AT CATS - VERSE 1]

How to be popular? Well, why do you ask?
Gaining popularity ain't just an easy task
You will lose all of your friends, and then you will see
That it ain't worth being what they want you to be

And I know it's kinda cool riding in a big rich yacht
I know it's nice when you're known in Canterlot
But all the ice and the diamonds, they can't make you smile
It isn't worth being well-known for a while

Sit down for a second, and just hear me out
Did you forget what friendship was about?
You got a dress to make, your friendship's at stake
You'll lose 'em if you do this. You're making a mistake

So walk with me. Talk with me. I'll show you some fun
I'll give you some tips and when we are done
You'll show them all and be the star of the show
You'll become the pony everypony should know

[THE LIVING TOMBSTONE - Chorus]
See who they hang on every word I speak
My approving is what they all seek
I'm creme de la creme, not just another Jane Doe
I'm the type of pony everypony, everypony should know

[YELLING AT CATS - VERSE 2]

Look at them all. They all know your name
You have proven your point. You are not the same
Compared to other fillies, you have got the fame
You feel so happy but you don't feel shame?

You got an invitation, you have made your decision
But all this fame is only just clouding your vision
You've sacrificed so much for little recognition
Get ready baby, now it's time for the audition

Pack all your bags, we're going for a ride
Remember the Gala? Yeah, we're going inside
Don't act excited. Prepare for hilarity
All of your friends are here. Remember them, Rarity?

You forgot Twilight's dress and what will you say?
Look in her eyes. You missed her own birthday
All of this is stupid, and you're making it tragic
Drop the fame game and show 'em that Friendship is Magic
[SOLO]

[THE LIVING TOMBSTONE - BREAKDOWN]

Because I'm the type of pony
Yes i'm the type of pony
Yes I'm the type of pony
Everypony, everpony should know
Because I'm the type of pony
Yes i'm the type of pony
Yes I'm the type of pony
Everypony, everpony should know

[YELLING AT CATS - OUTRO]

How to be popular? Well, why do you ask?
Gaining popularity ain't just an easy task
You will lose all of your friends, and then you will see
That it ain't worth being what they want you to be

So walk with me. Talk with me. I'll show you some fun
I'll give you some tips and when we are done
You'll show them all and be the star of the show
You'll become the pony everypony should know!

[END]