It just feels so good to be home
So move the fuck over MicTheMicrophone
Haha, I love him; he's my favorite brony
Come here, I'll show you a one trick pony

I'll take off my shoes, I am here to stay
Lay down with Aussie, and then I'll say
"Where the fuck is LULZ, fucker thinks he is hot
This is why I clop? You can kiss my plot

I'm joking, you know all of my jokes fail
Don't hate. I already get enough hate mail
This shit's pretty awesome. I'm not gonna lie
Where the fuck is Tarby? That kid still high?

Alright, who's nuts do I have to grab
I wanna sit back, relax and do a collab
Hey Tombstone, bro, you listening to this?
Come here baby. Just give Cats a kiss!

Feeling Pinkie Keen when I'm up to rap
I still think all of my raps are crap
Yelling At Cats up on the microphone
And it just feels so good to be home

Getting posted up on EQD
But pretty soon they'll all forget about me
I don't care, just hand me that microphone
It just feels so good to be home