Israel Kamakawiwo’ole
Theme From Gilligan’s Island
Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic point
Aboard this tiny ship
The mate was a mighty sailing man
The skipper brave and sure
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour

The weather started getting rough
The tiny ship was tossed
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost
The ship set ground on the shore of this
Uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan
The Skipper too
A millionaire, and his wife
A movie star
The Professor and Mary Ann
Here on Gilligan's Isle

[Bridge]
(Dial tones)
[Iz]
Hey, it's me! Kamakawiwo'ole!
I'm stranded! But you know what, I think I'm gonna like it here!
Oh, no more boats, no more cars, no more pollution, no more politics, Governor, mayor, nothing! Not even [?]!
Anyway, the Professor made a telephone out of coconut shells and brought me [?]. Shit, how'd they do that? You know what, the fish [?] unreal. [?]
[?] teaching Ginger how make a fire without rubbing two sticks. But one thing no more. How's that? Please, send me poi!
1 77 7 244 8700, nautical miles south, [?] island, [?] Gilligan
Ye-haw!
Here on Gilligan's Isle

[Outro]
[Russell]
Hi, this is Russell. Unfortunately, I'm not here right now, but if you would leave a brief message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thank you

[Iz]
Russell, Did you get poi?