I'm not even really a rapper, much less a solid lyricist
I should be cruising eBay, looking for first appearances
My Overstreet guide by my side, interfering when
A comic's not at least Very Fine, then I'm veering in

A New Direction, like Schuester's section
At McKinley High, I would like a huge connection
With the Cheerios, stick me in with Sue Sylvester
Watching Brit and Santana execute their stretches

That just added to my attribute of "cosplay obsession"
Where girls can dress like Pikachu and still make it sexy
They can even be the cast from Assassin's Creed
Like Angelica Dawn, Lindsay Elyse, and Jessica Nigri

Please... I'm a geek slash Xbox elitist
Who just wishes table top games came with achievements
For every dungeon crawl, I'm cleaving a string of fiendish
Creatures till I have enough GS that I'd be happy to leave with

So when I say I pop, don't relate that to Glocks
It's the sound that pops, when achievements are unlocked
I provoke the southern racists on Live by making
My party get so damn gangster it'll leave Harlem Shaking

Eight year-olds have overpopulated
Black Ops, and each of these kiddies need their Turtle Beach's confiscated
I find it hard to concentrate
So I dream of Jennifer Lawrence as my wife, who's just too nice to consummate
I just want to copulate with Mystique
But she'd blow me off like in that speech that was given by Ang Lee
Neglecting to mention his whole vfx team
But if we didn't exist, this is all that you would see

The nerd life is what I'm used to living
When I say the word fun, what do you envision?
I'm probably at Pulp Comics with my crew diggin
Through the longboxes to see if they have any new additions

To complete my Uncanny run
With 50% off back issues, I usually spend a grand at once
But that includes Marvel Universe figures, I'm fixing
To get the Diamond Selects that my collection is missing

I'm the geek with the hottest flow
I'm breaking panels in this game like I was stuck inside of Comix Zone
My raps are Cataclysmic and methodical
Volatile fires transmute into these verses that are audible

You rappers usually have this grumpy cat attitude
And only rap about being high like you were Lakitu
But if you want to battle, I'm squashing the competition
Like I'm Yoshi, eating shells, spitting fire right back at you

"Mario Bros." is my gang, if you're hip you can join
I heard we're supposed to hit the block and break bricks for the coin
I was a caught off guard when I was hanging with the boys
You should have seen my face when they said they bang their toys
I keep mine mint on card, so you can sense my frustration
But Scarlet Witch does kinda tempt me on occasion
So if want to be gang related
I guess X-23 just put me in a sticky situation