[Verse]
I’ve been watching so much news
That I think my mind’s going nuts
Because as of lately
You wanna know who I would fuck?

Nancy Pelosi
Someone tell that granny to blow me
I’d take out her dentures
Put ‘em on the dresser
Slide off her panties
And proceed
I’d whip out her knockers fast
And start throwing uppercuts like a boxing bag
I’d grab her by the nipples and I’d flip em up and down
Until they’re flapping in the wind and then I’d tip them all around
And go brrr

Have you seen them titties?
Every time I think of those things I’m giddy
She’s far from the itty bitty titty committee
Come on man she could start her own team in the big leagues
I think about them just to pass the day
Man I bet those fuckers hang past her waist
If I laid on the ground with my head by her feet and she dropped them they’d probably smack my face