Wooooh Lord!
Trial of the Golden Witch
Grimiest shit on the internet since 2011
Imma teach y'all what it means to be fat and dangerous
C'mon!

I thought I couldn't get any bigger than 180 but baby
I'm neckin' beers like Colt Corona, goin' crazy
My persona ain't no gimmick, I'm in it, pushin' my limit
Like tellin' me alcoholism ain't a joke, bitch, isn't it?

Nothing could be funnier than death
And the scent that's on my breath
Once I vomit up the Arby's that I walked to get
'cause I was too drunk to turn the car key
Lemme give you some advice before you say I'm unhealthy

I'm gayer than god, and I'm deader than Christ
I'm fatter than the devil, and I don't play nice
Come fuckin' with my flow and you gon' get iced
So don't ask me for shit, you won't get what you like

I'm gayer than god, and I'm deader than Christ
I'm fatter than the devil, and I don't play nice
Come fuckin' with my flow and you gon' get iced
So don't ask me for shit, you won't get what you like

Fat and Dangerous

Gangrous, and bloated, overloaded
On malt liquor, gettin' sicker, but I own it
Don't need you to condone it, or phone it
Just run far away

'cause I'm stompin' through today, on whatever's in my way
'till the day I'm well laid and well paid I'm gonna stay
Fat and dangerous and strange and abrasive with pain
Got no shame, that's my game, and I'm playin' for keeps
You don't never have to look up if you wanna be me

I'm gayer than god, and I'm deader than Christ
I'm fatter than the devil, and I don't play nice
Come fuckin' with my flow and you gon' get iced
So don't ask me for shit, you won't get what you like

I'm gayer than god, and I'm deader than Christ
I'm fatter than the devil, and I don't play nice
Come fuckin' with my flow and you gon' get iced
So don't ask me for shit, you won't get what you like

Fat and Dangerous

Please deep fry my whole life
Clean these botflies from my lemonpipe
And tell Stripe I want that quarter back
So my fat ass pockets can break my Wii Fit stats
If I knew how to act, I would not be this thrashed

Why ain't flasks of reasonable size?
I don't wanna be able to see outta these eyes
I want the liquor blockin' out the mirror sight
And if I could just die blissed out, that's alright

Nothin' about life ever gonna make sense
So I gotta dispense all the cents I got left
On the few things I like, all the bringers of death
Suicide - the result of the things I ingest, it's the best

I'm gayer than god, and I'm deader than Christ
I'm fatter than the devil, and I don't play nice
Come fuckin' with my flow and you gon' get iced
So don't ask me for shit, you won't get what you like

I'm gayer than god, and I'm deader than Christ
I'm fatter than the devil, and I don't play nice
Come fuckin' with my flow and you gon' get iced
So don't ask me for shit, you won't get what you like

Fat and Dangerous