My baby came to me lately
"Honey, please don't take this bad
But maybe when you laid me
Could we try to spice it up?"

I looked her across the table
First to see if she was joking
No joke, there was no flicker
Just a girl who wanted more

Than meat and potatoes
She may stop at, at whips and chains
She needs carousal
More arousal, a bit of pain

So we started by using handcuffs
We tried a can of cold whipped cream
I was allergic to so much dairy
She had to finish it all by herself

I slapped her, she wasn't expecting
Then she hit me back
She freakin' cracked me, I got a nosebleed
She was angry, she wanted more

Than meat and potatoes
She may stop at, at pumps and drains
She needs some arousal
Some carousal, a bit of pain
Invite the neighbours (Invite the neighbours)
Or total strangers (Or total strangers)
And give yourself a leg up, honey
Wear the queen mask
Put on the French basque
It's full of honey holes
And if we're gonna use 'em all, oh
We're gonna need more

Than meat and potatoes
Oh, she may draw the line at dolls and freaks
She needs some abusing
Some amusement to get through the week

I know you respect me
And you won't reject me
And the arrow of our love
Is straight and true