[Intro]
So pick a key in the major scale
Write it down and be for real
Now add some lyrics that don't make sense
And it'll go just like this

[Verse]
'Cause Ellie's got a crush
Stacy, shut up
I know she's a liar, but I can't get enough
So I'll write the same song and hope it sounds good
But every single one just sounds like this
Fangirl, do you want us to be together?
(I'll run away, away with you)
I'm sorry, ghost me, O-M-G
(Stacy girl she smokes cigarettes)

[Outro]
(See, it's really not that hard)