I missed my chance to be
A japanese exchange student
In tokyo where all the girls know
Watashi wa totemo kuradesu

Like look that guy
He looks pretty fly
And i wouldn't have to try
Cus im a white guy

Where all the girls say im cute
And the dudes wanna feud
I just wanna wear those uniforms dude

Im a loser back home
Im a fucking asshole
Jumping down the flagpole like miyamoto
Cause the girls back home
Ain't from kyoto ohhh