[Verse 1: Ryan Guldemond, Molly Guldemond]
It's funny how a man feels ashamed when a woman puts her
Finger in his ass but it feels okay
Oh, you shouldn’t feel ashamed if the feeling is great
If the feeling is great, you shouldn't feel ashamed

[Hook: Molly Guldemond]
You shouldn't feel ashamed, nah nah, you shouldn’t feel ashamed
You really shouldn't feel ashamed, nah nah, you shouldn't feel ashamed

[Verse 2: Ryan Guldemond]
It's funny how a turkey gets stuffed, stuffed, stuffed
And then ya roast the bitch and then ya eat it up
But you wouldn't stuff your dog, oh no, you'd let it sleep
By a cozy fire log, oh yeah, ya let it dream about
Eatin' turkey bones, oh no, fuckin' turkeys
In this world they’re all alone, they’re all alone, they're all alone

[Refrain: Ryan Guldemond]
Roo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo, coocoo-coo-coo

[Verse 3: Ryan Guldemond, Molly Guldemond]
It’s funny how a man can just fuck, fuck, fuck
But if a woman gets f**kеd, you wind up callin' her a slut? (What?)
[Hook: Ryan Guldemond with Molly Guldemond]
It's a shame, it's a cryin’ shame
Oh no, it's a cryin' shamе

[Refrain: Ryan Guldemond & Molly Guldemond]
Roo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo

[Bridge: Ryan Guldemond, Molly Guldemond]
You gotta laugh, 'cause it hurts too much to cry (Ah-ha-ha!)
You gotta laugh, 'cause it hurts too much (Hurts too much), way too much (Way too much)
To cry

[Verse 1: Ryan Guldemond with Molly Guldemond]
It's funny how a man feels ashamed when a woman puts her
Finger in his ass (But it feels so great)
Oh, you shouldn't feel ashamed if the feeling is great
If the feeling is great, you shouldn't feel ashamed

[Hook: Molly Guldemond]
You shouldn't feel ashamed, nah nah, you shouldn't feel ashamed
You really shouldn't feel ashamed, nah nah, you shouldn't feel ashamed

[Refrain: Ryan Guldemond]
Roo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo, coocoo-coo-coo
[Outro: Molly Guldemond]
You shouldn't feel ashamed, nah nah, you shouldn't feel ashamed
You really shouldn't feel ashamed, nah nah, you shouldn't feel ashamed