[Chorus]
Ohhh, I'm a lousy lover
Ohhh, and I'm a lousy brother
Ohhh, I'd make a lousy mother
Ohhh, and I'm a lousy lover

[Verse]
(Shoop, shoop, shoop)
Well I'm a great big, fat, ugly obsesser, uh-huh, uh-huh, ah-ha
A lower, a middle-class pro-cracker uh-huh, uh-huh, ah-ha
An inconsiderate mind-fucker, uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah

[Chorus]
And I'm a lousy lover
Ohhh, and I'm a lousy brother
Yeah, I'd make a lousy mother
Ohhh, and I'm a lousy lover