Me mam and dad are beggars
They never pay their bills
(Sing the song, son!)
They spent it on the vilest brew
It won't be long before they're killed

They ain't got a penny
Not a penny farthing
Nothin' they do is gonna change a single thing
They ain't got a farthing
A penny farthing
When a penny hits the ground it makes a lovely ding ding ding!!
(Alloogevar!!!)

They're a hundred years away from 'avin 'eard of our bling bling
They couldn't give a monkey's about that sort of thing
I ain't got a penny
Ain't got nuffin'
Not a fing
For a pretty little penny I'll do almost anyfing
(Well almost anyfing!!)

We ain't got a penny
Not a penny farthing
Nothin' they do is gonna change a single thing
We ain't got a farthing
A penny farthing
When a penny hits the ground it makes a lovely ding ding ding!!
(Alloogevar!!!)
A great big fire will come and burn our wooden 'omes
We're a 'undred years from safety
A hundred years from mobile phones
So we scream and we shout
"Hey there's a fire
Man put it out!"
Are them embers in the distance the remnants of the insides of me 'umble little 'ome
(Cor blimey!!)

We ain't got a penny
Not a penny farthing
Nothin' we do is gonna change a single thing
We ain't got a farthing
Not a bloody farthing
When disaster hits our gutter we go a doolally ding ding ding!!?

Now all me friends tried buy they couldn't do a thing
A penny's bout as worthless as a pawned wedding ring
So we drink to the future
Fat wallets a mile long
The snotty-nosed kids sing a ding a ding ding a ding ding a ding ding a ding dong!!!
Ding dong!!!