People working on market stalls
People getting up at the crack of dawn
Poor sods freezing in wintertime
Getting arthritis when they're twenty nine

I tell ya, people like me
Oh we don't give a damn
We like staying in bed if we can
Oh people like me
We're selfish and lazy and greedy

People working in factories
Crafty fag breaks, constant cups of tea
I tell ya, losing limbs on the nightshift track
Blagging compensation for a dodgy back

I tell ya, people like me
Oh we don't give a damn
We like staying in bed if we can
Oh people like me
We're selfish and lazy and greedy

People like me
Oh we don't give a damn
We like staying in bed if we can
Oh people like me
We're selfish and lazy and greedy
People like me
Oh we don't give a damn
We like staying in bed if we can
Oh people like me
We're selfish and lazy and greedy

People like me
Oh, we're nothing like you
We'd rather stay at home, have a screw
Oh people like me
We're bad through and through, nothing like you

Losing limbs on the nightshift track
Blagging compensation for a dodgy back
Oh people like me
We're selfish and lazy and greedy

(Oh people like me
We're selfish and lazy and greedy)