Apples and pears
Rabbits and hares
Elevators and stairs
Sofas and chairs

When immunity fails, it's England and Wales
Dragons with tails, it's England and Wales
Dungeons and jails, it's England and Wales

Apples and pears
You take the piss, I don't care
When lines of hatred run deep
A borderline's obsolete

When immunity fails, it's England and Wales
Dragons with tails, it's England and Wales
Dungeons and jails, it's England and Wales
You want all English in jails, it's England and Wales
Our houses go up in flames, it's England and Wales
When the jumble sails, it's England and Wales
When all else fails, it's England and Wales
It's England and Wales