It's like a dream, it's like a four-leaf clover
He's gonna rock ya and then he'll take over
It's like a dream, it's like a four-leaf clover
He's gonna rock ya and then
Lawrence takes over

Mr. A&R Man, he don't understand
It's like, da da da, we're a novelty band
Mr. A&R Man he don't understand
It's like, da da da, we're a novelty band
We're takin' over
Lawrence takes over

The rock show starts and the lights are dimmed
The kids all scream when I start to sing
It's a rock show, it's a rock show

Auntie May oh she, she called today
She said the flat's been burgled seven times this month
Oh she cried that in, in days gone by
Well, you could leave the back door open if ya want-ah
There were real coal fires and chimney stacks
And welcome 'ome on grannie's mat
And on Sund'y we 'ad Dundee cake for tea
I said Auntie they were different times
The reason there were fewer crimes
Was that none of you had anything to...
Steal
Mr. A&R Man, he don't understand
It's like, da da da, we're a novelty band
Mr. A&R Man he don't understand
It's like, da da da, we're a novelty band
We're takin' over
We're takin' over
Yeah, we're takin' over
Lawrence takes over
Lawrence takes over
Yeah, Lawrence takes over
Lawrence takes over

Hello, I'm Lawrence and I'm taking over