[Verse 1]
You can't blend in down in San Jacinto
With long blond hair and an orange El Camino
Two things I never thought I'd need to get by
A .38 Special and an alibi

[Chorus]
Oh, wicked is as wicked does
And if this ain't wicked well it's close enough
I thought I was good and maybe I was
But wicked is as wicked does

[Verse 2]
There's a thunderhead forming in the rearview mirror
Every time I check, it's a little bit nearer
Whatever I get, I guess I've earned
But I never heard anyone who didn't deserve it

[Chorus]
Oh, wicked is as wicked does
And if this ain't wicked well it's close enough
I thought I was good and maybe I was
But wicked is as wicked does

[Verse 3]
Something had to happen, something had to be done
And it turns out I'm pretty good with a gun
Well, it doesn't make it right, but it is what it is
And any mama in the world would've done what I did
[Chorus]
Hey, wicked is as wicked does
And if this ain't wicked well it's close enough
I thought I was good and maybe I was
But wicked is as wicked does
I thought I was good and maybe I was
But wicked is as wicked does

[Outro]
You can't blend in down in San Jacinto
With long blond hair and an orange El Camino