Yah, left in the dark, he wandered off into a mansion then got caught
By every ghost that he had saw, now Luigi's turn to get lost ha ha
I know this place probably sounds nuts
Because there's no one you can trust
Except only your Poltergust
Surrounded by only pure disgust
What am I doing?
Is Mario worth pursuing
I'm risking my life, I'm losing my conscience and every fake door that's been fooling me it's stupid
This ain't a nuisance, this is wasting my time, I'm barely human (OK)
First thing's first, it's Neville the bookish father
He acted the smartest, but he really ain't much of a bother
It's probably his wife Lynda, try and open up the window
The first act won't ever finish until you suck up her kid though
Wow, that sounded kind of messed up, I finally got the key to open up all the rest of the main floor (ah)
Yah, Shivers ain't shit, feeling is bliss
Searching for others I know that I missed
Got the key to Pianissima, this girl is way too easy, but
Don't get the song wrong just because
She's turning like she's nuts
But Luigi has got the guts
I'm forgetting how much I love
I'm crazy, it's kind of nuts
How Mister Luggs really sucks up every edible substance
Pushing every red button, every Boo here would love it
It sucks when they get freed
The only one here to blame's me
Look, nine to five
Pumpin' iron
Biff Atlas is getting tired
Punch the bag to knock his fire
Miss Petunia's kind of gross
Not a fan of the cold
I'm freezing her down with "soap"
I'm hoping she doesn't know
It's like, Nana? You're kind of a crazy bitch
Knocking your balls over then you always seem to be throwing fits
You're moving your chair and shit, touching me is a risk
Because you're about to feel the wrath of my vacuum because I've had enough of this
Yeah, I'm up at the roof
Bolossus is always just waiting for me excited to lose
Proving to you, you ain't nothin', these others ghosts always buggin'
'Cause King Boo and Bowser really just need some lovin' 'til I suck em up!