Zach B
Overwatch Waifus
[Verse 1: Brigitte (Diggz Da Prophecy)]
I need a baddie like Brigitte to tell me to get it
She swinging my flail every time that I visit
One hit of her pack - it will boost up my limit
She rally for me, and then throw me the digits
London Brigitte falling down
Ready for me, I'mma call her now
So prodigious, going down
My fair lady

[Verse 2: Widowmaker (Diggz Da Prophecy)]
Shawty my baby, got me so crazy
All in her sights, said she gon' taste me
Meeting my maker, can you all blame me?
Spark up that gas, but it does not phase me
Uh, hit or miss with Widow's kiss
It doesn't matter, big 'ole tits, I'm finna risk
I'll cut the chatter, get her licked, she in the mix
It's gеtting fatter, this a Blitz, I'm in her grip

[Verse 3: Mercy (Freeced)]
It's a Mercy, saints prеserve me
Shawty fly, it's on sight, you ain't worthy
Bring these opps out on a gurney
Y'all ain't heard me, it's a Mercy
Yeah, who tryna get split in half like a KitKat
Cutie, if you get the witch hat, we gon' risk that
Do me like a Rez, I'll be back for another round
Come around, always at my side like a hip flask
Looking for a goddess, I got passion to spend
With an ass so fat, bring you back from the dead
I do not fuck with apples - it has to be said
'Cause I'm tryna call a doctor to patch me instead
[Verse 4: Mei (Isthatfr0st)]
Stop and freeze when I see her
Got me moving slow like I still had a Nokia
Might see a Blizzard, she fill up my meter
Thick in the waist, I know shawty an eater
She wanna ride - pull up in my two-seater
Zero to sixty - it's faster than Iida
And I'm gone - you can't see me like Sia
Ex-girl calling, best bet I delete her
New bitch cold, I love her demeanor
Yours got rolled, she built like a freezer
Put the white gold on her ice though
Think it might snow - that's what I call a new freezer
Vanguard - I'll never be a cheater
Wrong game, but they still keep the heaters
Mei-Ling a goddess - I call her Demeter
If Mei is the name, know that Frost is the feature

[Verse 5: D.Va (Zach B)]
This the kind of life that I'm used to now
Think I'll be alright, I'mma show you how
Much I never liked you, I'll shoot you down
Get out of my sight, or you'll lose like: "Pow!"
Always on a search, and I aim for the danger
I can be the worst, but you really can't blame her
When I get first, they won't call me no stranger
Look up, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a gamer
Swooping in, underestimated, but it's how that I'll be proving it
If I'm here alone, never know what I should do with it
Already the best, they wouldn't know that I was new to this
And only ever losing if I'm fucking with the stupidest
Yeah, I can't be the only person doing this, uh
Look at all the ways that I'm maneuvering, yah
Don't call me your bestie, thinking you can best me?
You don't wanna see the way I'm moving in
[Verse 6: Pharah (GODZtheDon)]
My chick like Amelia Earhart - she too fly
Smoking exotic, yeah, we getting too high
Uh, she mess with me, I'm the new guy
Look like an angel the moment she flew by
She from the motherland
Don't need no other, man, even her mother can get it
Spitting game, I'm never fumbling, stumbling
Over my words, if I meant it, I said it
Now she looking at me, know I want her
Got a rocket, and I'm gonna launch her
What I mean? She gon' get the barrage
And I'm putting a curve in her posture
Shawty a soldier, she know how to take it
I give her training, and it's far from basic
Came from above, now justice is raining
This shit amazing

[Verse 7: Zarya (V!CE)]
Ay, nah, not the type to take it slow
Knocked it back, damage blocked, amplified, right back, a throw
They be talking shit behind my back, the view be good, you like the lats?
You're now in my vicinity, be shell shocked, yeah, my weights be stacked
Now you looking at me resurrected
Energy pertained, now you reprimanded
Specialty in game damage blocked, no compass?
Underestimate, my offense reckless
Target may be locked
That shot was slow, my defense hard
You think you know where to face off
I'm hundred health and no weak spots
[Verse 8: Junker Queen (McGwire)]
Hold up, hold up, hold up
Make 'em scatter when we roll up, roll up, roll up
Hear my cry, and you get sewed up, sewed up, sewed up
Try to battle me, ay, go nuts, go nuts, go nuts
Ay, ay, ay, two shots - one adrenaline
One straight to your mental then
Rough blade not to meddle with
Tough day, but still better than, better than you
Rampage - there's a devil in you
Can't tame the Queen settling feuds
Slow drain - you'll be begging for juice
Begging for juice, juice

[Verse 9: Tracer (McGwire)]
Pick it up fast, pick it up fast
Pick it up fast, pick it up fast
Quick like the Flash, picking up frags
Ripping the trash, hit 'em and dash
Ay, ay, pulse shot, and they tagging their toes
Blink miss, and I'm back in my zone
Run hot, now I'm stacking my foes
Big risk, but I'll track 'till they gone
Here comes the cavalry
Slip stream surrounding me
Recall astounding feats
Cut down by my strategy
Run down 'till they half of me
Sun down, and they haggardy
Jump-jump, they stab at me
Run-run, but not passing me, bitch

[Verse 10: Sojurn (V!CE)]
Play railgun, check in those flames
Muscle with mass, headshot with the brain
Staying complacent, hitscan on your face
I'm in command recall on this game
I lead with multiple fades
My stricks do not miss, nah, don't even play
My energy's bliss, unique with my range
You can't call it mid, it's tactical, babe
Is it true you can't play me?
Aim bot and all and your shit still be sloppy?
Know what I said answer? Man up, come at me
Zero headshots, no front, go take the backseat
I measure twice and cut once
I know what I want, no, I do not run
Precision and speed - to me it's all one
Think you could handle? Press X to return

[Verse 11: Symmetra (GODZtheDon)]
Damn, her body is symmetrical
I'm boutta handle it like a professional
Kill the pussy, you would think it's unethical
And we got the chemistry, yeah, it's chemical
Shawty came through, and she bent my reality
She make things perfect, and doing it casually
Brain is too good - she came from the academy
She got that energy just like a battery
Pretty round brown, yeah, I need that
Get up in her legs, then I eat that
Build her up like architects, I be that
And she brings me order, yeah, I see that
Sentry turret - how I keep it a beam
Hold me down and hold it down for the team
Hard light on my wrist - how it gleam
And she hit her dance, yeah, she do it for me

[Verse 12: Ashe (Zach B)]
I ain't tryna be mean
There's a couple things I can do with ease like taking out the enemy team
Just follow my lead, I'm moving at a pretty good speed
So I ain't even needed no steed, they can't do it like me, no
I'mma be the one they wanna be, oh
I just gotta shoot the floor to reach you
Think I'm turning evil, everything I do is just lethal
They won't ever see what I've seen, though
End your life twice on the same damn night, yeah
I don't take advice from you lames outta spite
If you're looking for a fight, here's a left, then a right
And you're gonna miss, you can't even aim down sight
Now I'm taking care of business, and that's on god
What? Is that a pistol? Y'all will get robbed
I won't ever quit, though, that ain't my job
If you wanna say shit, then tell it to BOB

[Verse 13: Ana (Isthatfr0st)]
Uh, lil' mama
Bad bitch said her name was Ana
Brown skin - thought she was from Ghana
Desert queen, but she wetter than sauna
She know that I wanna put her in designer
Take her to Tijuana, she'll be my Madonna
I ain't cutting corners, make her my performer
I'm getting her warmer, we reaching nirvana like
She the sniper, but I'm shooting my shot
Grown woman, she knows what she want
Thick accent, I love how she talk
I'm her Prince of Egypt, and she my Dream Work
My sleep darts a different kind of team work
I told her this time was just a teaser
Next time she'll feel it in her femur

[Verse 14: Moira (Freeced)]
Moira, hand to god, she'll destroy ya
If that's a fact, I got no paranoia
And I don't fuck with heteros, but then you showed
Up with those eyes, what the hell are those?
Damn, I keep the chrome too
If you wanna double stack, maybe I could show you
Popping off on opps, but she's been so cute
Kamehameha, looking like Goku
Lord, respectfully
Can I get a look at those orbs next to me?
Suck my soul like you're having a drink
Then switch hands to get me back from the brink
Shift me to a whole new place
I don't just mean when you go through space
She's always cooking up potions and brews
And other things too that I hope to taste

[Verse 15: Kiriko (Diggz Da Prophecy)]
Know I got a priestess
So bad that I'm speechless, soul bad, I'mma need this
Note pad, this a thesis, Jesus, preach this
Beasting, hit the gonads, I'm the deepest
Ninja style with the kunai
Leave a smile when I poon dive
Show support, and she too fly
Gon' be a while you should move by

[Verse 16: Sombra (Diggz Da Prophecy)]
Clever and advance, never get a chance
Big deal, you can bet I'm in a trance
Better and forever if I ever get a dance
Never be Sombre when I get up in them pants
Won't even talk, girl, you know me
Believe in stealth, keep it lowkey
Don't need the health, I'm an OG
Release her belt, I'mma go deep