[A Capella Car Sound Effects: All]

[Refrain 1: All]
Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
Take me for a ride, take me for a ride
Take me for a ride in your Car-Car

Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
Take me for a ride, take me for a ride
Take me for a ride in your Car-Car

(Noel "Paul" Stookey, spoken)
Go get 'em grampa!

Take me for a ride in your Stanley Steemer. That's better 'an ridin' a local mobile with the eight wheels, isn't it? That's better 'an ridin' the Model-T pickup with the bronze hubcaps 'n' the beavertail... 23 skidoo! Heh-heh. Uh-huh, I see, mmm...

[Car Sound Effects: Stookey]

[Refrain 1: All]
Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
Take me for a ride, take me for a ride
Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
(Stookey, spoken)
College graduate...

[Refrain 2: Yarrow]
Take me for a ride in your Mac Truck...
Take me for a ride in your truck, Mack...
Take me for a ride, take me for a ride
Take me for a ride in your Mac Truck... Mack

[Refrain 2: Mary Travers & Yarrow]
Take me for a ride in your Mac Truck
Take me for a ride in your truck, Mack
Take me for a ride, take me for a ride
Take me for a ride in your Mac Truck

[Car Sound Effects: Stookey]

[Refrain 1: Travers & Yarrow]
Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
Take me for a ride, Take me for a ride
Take me for a ride in your Car-Car

Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
Take me for a ride, Take me for a ride
Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
(Stookey, spoken)
Well, wait a minute! Here come one now, daughter! See if you can't get this here feller...

[Refrain 3: Travers]
Take me for a ride in your car-car
Take me for a ride in your car-car
Take me for a ride, take me for a ride
Take me for a ride in your...
3.2 liter Ferrari with torsion bar suspension and those ported Venturi carburetors...

(Stookey, spoken)
Hello sports fans and welcome to Daytona Beach! You are about to hear the sound of an Austin-Healey Sprite... trying desperately to catch up with the rest of the Volkswagens in the race. We'll speed shift... we'll speed shift directly in front of the microphone and, travelling approximately a thousand yards further down the track- we'll crash into a brick retaining wall. This entire spectacle, starring Steve Reeves, as the handsome wind-blown driver, is being witnessed by a crowd of over twenty thousand... sadistic sports fans. We leave you now to the track and the sound of the race:

[Car Sound Effects: Stookey]

(Stookey, spoken)
Oh, for goodness sake...

[Car Sound Effects: Stookey]

(Stookey, spoken)
Oh, you poor little thing you

[Car Sound Effects: Stookey]