There's someone, you've got to meet him
An' you see him every day
His face will look familiar
But in a most unusual way

He's norman normal, I said he's norman normal
You know he's norman normal, he looks a lot like you

Ev'ry party that norman goes to
You've been there before
He's got some funny things he might have said
That he forgets until they close the door

He's norman normal, I said he's norman normal
You know he's norman normal, he acts a lot like you

He's a well respected man
He's had his problems but he's left them well behind
The only things he can't handle
Are the hang-ups on his mind

He's norman normal, I said he's norman normal
You know he's norman normal, he looks a lot like you

He looks a lot like jimmy, looks a lot like billy
Looks a lot like frankie, looks a lot like timmy