[Intro:]
Ugh, yeah
Now this song goes out to anyone listening who happens to have a vagina
And who is also attracted to males, or men, colloquially
[Verse 1:]
I love you baby
You drive me so crazy
You're such a special lady
Ooh I love you baby
You drive me mad
If you left I would be sad
But since you're here I'm glad
That I'll never be sad
You're perfect in every way
I'm so in love today
But also every other day
What am I supposed to say
But that I love you dearly
I think about you yearly
And also even daily
Because you drive me crazy
[Chorus:]
You're my world, you're my world
You're my very special girl
You're my world, you're my world
You're my very special girl
You're my world, you're my world
You're my very special girl
You're my world, you're my world
You're my very special girl
[Verse 2:]
I will give you roses
You have such lovely poses
That's why I give you roses
They're for your lovely poses
With you I'm never mad
With you I'm never sad
This love you've never had
From any guy named Chad
Not that my name is Chad
And for that, you are glad
Because if my name were Chad
You would be really mad
I know you're not bad
In fact, you're really rad
I'm filled with so much love
I must put on some gloves
[Chorus:]
You're my world, you're my world
You're my very special girl
You're my world, you're my world
You're my very special girl
You're my world, you're my world
You're my very special girl
You're my world, you're my world
You're my very special girl
[Bridge:]
If you were to leave me, I wouldn't be alright
Because you are so perfect, you are a perfect dyke
[Outro:]
Is dyke an okay thing to say now? I mean I know it used to be a slur but lots of things that used to be slurs are okay, and I figure that you know what I mean by context, but... Oh, wait! No baby, baby! You drive me crazy! Don't leave! Don't leave me! No!
(You're my world, you're my world
You're my very special girl
You're my world, you're my world
You're my very special girl
You're my world, you're my world
You're my very special girl
You're my world, you're my world
You're my very special girl)