[Verse 1:]
I didn't mean the mean things that I said
Thinking about losing you really hurts my head
I think I'll say "I love you" instead
Is it too late to say how I feel?

[Chorus:]
I'm really fucking sad
I'm really fucking sad

[Verse 2:]
I said I love you baby you drive me crazy
You did not reciprocate my feelings, baby
And now I have a strong emotional reaction to what you said
I think I'll go drink some orange juice to dispel

[Chorus:]
That I'm really fucking sad
I'm really fucking sad

[Chorus:]
I'm really fucking sad
I'm really fucking sad

[Post-Chorus:]
Oh my god!
I'm so sad!
[Bridge:]
When I say that I love you so much
Did you not like the way my fingers touched your ear
I meant you no harm when I inserted my toast in the toaster
I know that it was yours but I needed to toast my toast some more, oh

[Verse 3:]
Love can be so great, but sometimes it's not
I love you so much, but not anymore and now I'm actually done being sad

[Chorus:]
I'm rather indifferent now
I'm really quite indifferent now, I got over it, and it's not sad

I don't really care anymore, I mean, I wasn't gonna be sad forever, obviously
I'm not upset anymore, it's really fine now, please stop calling me, okay? I'm done