[Verse 1:]
My friends always help me
Sometimes I see
That they are really great
They don't discriminate
But other times I think I know
I'd better off with no
Friends because they are considerably less gangster
Than I am, and as you know, I am quite gangster
I know that it is hard to be as gangster as me
But still I wish that my friends would just leave
I could be a cool person with no friends
Because I have very few friends as it is
I know more than many other people do
They think that friendship is really cool
But little do they know it will destroy your life
If your friends are dumb and not cool and white

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Fuck my friends!
[Verse 2:]
My friends have helped me with my albums
Like when Jeremy Caruso and Casey Golla
Provided some instruments on a song from Last Beat of the Heart
Or when Casey and Tyler helped me on Issues With Aggression one
Or when Payson wrote that poem that was called Non Sequitur
I don't care if she's ugly, I would still have sex with her
That previous line shows you why my friends can sometimes help
Because I wrote that line without my friend's help
Now take a look and see why even this is bad
Because my albums are all garbage and my friends help didn't matter
They can congratulate themselves on everything they did for me
But what they really did for me was ruin my identity
I used to be a hardcore trash-talking gangster
Then I made Happy Pills
I used to have issues with aggression
Then I made Until I Die


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Fuck my friends!
[Verse 3:]
Maybe one of my friends can do a really good handstand
Or maybe one of my friends is a really good fireman
Or maybe one of my friends can shoot their sperm 100 yards
I don't care if their do or are
Because my friends sometimes make me feel bad about myself
When they say Until I Die was not a very good album
Or maybe sometimes they will tell me I'm not a gangster
Even though I know that I am a gangster
It's really all a joke at the end of the day
And I hope you can accept that I will be this way
And that sooner or later I will tell my friends that I
Wish that they could let me be a rapper
And that's way it is
And that's the way it is
That's just the way it is
That's just the way it is

[Pre-Chorus:]
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!

[Chorus:]
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Fuck my friends!