[Verse 1:]
You and I are so close together
Like a pole to which a flag is tethered
But friendship is complicated
In fact, I fucking hate it
You had to be such a dear
And I was always told to keep my enemies near
I was tricked into giving in
'Cause you know I like to win
The number keeps rising and never will stop
I'll keep counting my friendships, ad-hoc and ad-hoc
Is it all just a scam, do you wanna talk?
You are a liar and this was your fault!

[Chorus:]
This was your fault and you know that is was
Because nobody else ever asked me talk
But they blathered on and on and never would stop
I've been plugging my ears, which I'll do, and I'll drop
But you know me so well, and you want me to be
The most passionate person, but you will soon see
That it's sociopathic, I love myself
I don't love you, so go to hell!

[Post-Chorus:]
I'll keep telling myself that
[Verse 2:]
Well you keep looking so sincere
This is a plot to make you appear
That you really like me, I know that it's false
I don't have proof, I just know that it's false
Stop fuckin' around, don't make any sound
I wanna hate you, 'cause you won't be around
And if we're still friends when you're far away
I can't cope with that stress today

[Pre-Chorus:]
So I'll make some shit up
And we'll stop talking
And when you're gone
I won't be walking to you!

[Chorus:]
This was your fault and you know that is was
Because nobody else ever asked me talk
But they blathered on and on and never would stop
I've been plugging my ears, which I'll do, and I'll drop
But you know me so well, even though you must leave
So I only ask that you stop and you see
That you might wanna tell me you hate me now
It's easy to drop out before you leave town
This was your fault motherfucker!