[Verse 1:]
Yeah, this is the first song of the album!
The first chance I get, to show you my skill
I'm a gangster, yeah I'm such a G
I'll kill anyone, why would you mess with me?
I got swag, in the elementary
School, I hate it
Never gave me time to show off my swag
I'm better than that, let me show off my power!

[Chorus:]
I'm the best motherfucker around
Ain't nobody ever gonna bring me down
I'm a giant gangster, a bad-ass mofo
I'm actually terrible
But nobody would've ever figured that out
'Cause I got gangster skills
Yes gangster skills!

[Verse 2:]
Back to the verse
Where I can rap, rhyme, and curse
Did I mention I can curse?
Fuck, shit, piss
Are you ready for this?
You're on my list
Of anything that rhymes with list
Yes I'm great
Better than whatever rhymes with great
I ain't lazy, I just don't got time
All my time's spent on making rhymes
I still ain't very good at that though
But I try, to win
Any rapping competition I'm placed in
Yes I got millions of dollars
In my pocket
I can fit them all
In my pocket
Because I've only got five dollars
Here we go, here it comes
The part where I show off my gangster skills
[Chorus:]
I'm the best motherfucker around
Ain't nobody ever gonna bring me down
I'm a giant gangster, a badass mofo
I'm actually terrible
But nobody would've ever figured that out
'Cause I got gangster skills
Yes gangster skills!

[Bridge:]
Here comes the bridge
The part that no one cares about
Not even me
So fuck the bridge!
Here we go back into the only part that anyone cares about!

[Chorus:]
I'm the best motherfucker around
Ain't nobody ever gonna bring me down
I'm a giant gangster, a badass mofo
I'm actually terrible
But nobody would've ever figured that out
'Cause I got gangster skills
Yes gangster skills!