[Verse 1:]
So I went to the DMV
This computer motherfucker on the loudspeaker says
"Number 247 come to desk number 10"
What the fuck asshole, that's my goddamn number!
This guy's tryin' to steal my identity!
I didn't do shit to him, now I'm pissed!
I yell, "What the hell man, what was that for?!
I never did anything, now you're starting a war!"
Since I couldn't find anyone to hit
I walked up to some guy who seemed like a dick
I pushed him to the ground and I ripped out his jugular
You can't steal from me motherfucker!

[Chorus:]
I'm a threat
I'm a threat
I'm a threat
I'm a threat
Just don't fuck with me
Just don't fuck with me
Just don't fuck with me
Just don't fuck with me

[Verse 2:]
I drove to the grocery store
When I walked inside, I ran into the door
My face hurt a lot
So I made sure somebody else's did too!
I ran in a fit of rage!
I punched some asshole straight in his face
I grabbed a cereal box and tore it open
I pushed down the shelves and beat up the workers
I took off their outfits and put them on
Then I went to the employee's only section
And shut off the power
They wouldn't get that shit back in hours!
I punched the wall multiple times
Then I punched some teenager in his eyes
I broke all the glass to the frozen section
And tore out a hot pocket from its box
I threw it on the ground and stomped on it hard
These doors need to stop getting in my way!
[Chorus:]
I'm a threat
I'm a threat
I'm a threat
I'm a threat
Just don't fuck with me
Just don't fuck with me
Just don't fuck with me
Just don't fuck with me

[Verse 3:]
I went to the mall
I was in line to buy a shirt
It was taking forever
Some bitch wouldn't stop talking on her phone
I grabbed her phone and snapped it in half
I kicked her hard in her calf
I tore out all of her hair
And I threw it all in the air
I grabbed her purse and stole it
Then I went to a gun store and bought a rifle
Then I shot up the gun store and killed the workers
I went back to the mall and shot her in the face
Talking on cell phones is a disgrace
Then I shot up the mall
I killed anyone that I saw
I yelled, "You can't make me wait long!"
So I exacted my revenge on people who did no wrong
I threw down the gun when it ran out of ammo
And I kept stepping on it, but it wouldn't break
So I just picked it up and threw it away
[Chorus:]
I'm a threat
I'm a threat
I'm a threat
I'm a threat
Just don't fuck with me
Just don't fuck with me
Just don't fuck with me
Just don't fuck with me